The last time our landline phone rang was about 4 years ago.
Something went wrong and all of a sudden no phone calls got through.
We got used to it. People trying to reach us got used to it.
Everything was fine!
Yesterday night at 4.21 am I woke up imaging a loud ear-piercing noise. Some jerk decided to call the landline and surprisingly, i t w o r k e d !
The person did not hang up after the 5th ring - probably the most annoying character trait!
I started to totally freak out!
The type where you are too scared to run around in circles screaming.
I had to think of a good solution!
The type where you are too scared to run around in circles screaming.
I had to think of a good solution!
Solution #1: Hide under the blanket. - FAIL! As I said before the person must have been quite determined to scare the heck out of me.
F***!!!
I don't use this word very often. Maybe I do.
Not in posts anyways. But I feel like I need to give you a full impact on how angry and scared I was.
Crazy thoughts strated to pop into my mind!
- What is if it's the girl from the movie "The Ring" that finally wants to tell my that in 7 days I will die a horrific death?
(Are you laughing? I hope not. I'm dead serious! I was 15 years old when I saw this movie. Half a year later I still showered with the TV on full volume, the shower curtain and bathroom door wide open and a bathrobe close to the shower - All so I could run as fast as I could as soon as I heard the creepy girl entering my home through the TV.)
- What is if, it's a serial killer or someone who want's to rape me? And he/she is just calling to check if I'm on my own?
- What if, it's just a relative calling? But then again everyone who has this number knows that it "doesn't work!"
After what seemed to be the 20 ring, I decided that it had to be either the wicked chick or the serial killer calling!
Great conclusion, right?
I think so.
Solution #2: Pull the plug. - It worked. The ringing stopped for heck's sake!
I was able to go back to bed but not back to sleep.
I remembered that I had forgotten to lock the door. Not a good thing when you assume that there was serial killer calling for you a few seconds ago!
I dared myself to walk to the door and lock it.
DONE!
Back to bed.
Still not back to sleep.
I gotta pee...
ps: you guys! I just googled "the girl from the ring" so I could post her image and the image of a serial killer below.
Not a good idea!
Now I'm back to being scared as s***! Think of those little babies from the movie Monsters Inc.
4 Kommentare:
LOL!!! You have such a great sense of humour! I'm new to your blog and I'm glad I found it! Saw your older posts and love your style. I'm folling! Come by my blog sometime! xox
Wynn
http://wynn-notetoself.blogspot.com/
:), just wanted to say that the image of the shoe closet below is crazy!
haha thi made me LOL but you kinda freaked me out too! hahah
hahaha! I am always happy to help encouraging a nice paranoia ;)
sweet dreams.
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